There's a Zombie Survival Camp happening June 5-7 and there's still space. In the archery component, they aim for ersatz zombie heads: cabbages. You're welcome, Steve.
There have just been too many Steves who rabidly love the zombies for me to see it as pure coincidence. It was a Steve who badgered to get a worthy zombie-battling army together for a food-bank fundraiser at OCCS. My own particular Steve had me eating brains way back in the 90s. And it did not escape my notice that there was a very psyched Steve on hand with the ZSC when we crossed paths. I mean, he had the t-shirt. An archer already, he still came to partake of the lesson:
"Zombie Survival Camp, aside from defending yourself from massive herds of zombies, is fun to get out there, learn new things, meet new people who all have a similar interest in zombies as I do. Their community events are amazing, lots of new experiences and lots to learn from others and they open so many doors to other things as well; outdoor survival, archery, bushcraft, but above all having fun. It's a blast!"
So believe me, tell your Steve and see if he doesn't get excited. Your Amanda as well. Amandas also have some Z Cred.
I'm trusting that you pronounce that the proper Canadian way.